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monicalewinsky1996:

cindymayweather:

"One fun fact I learned while on the air with Keith Olbermann was that humans on the Internet are scumbags. People say children are cruel, but I was never made fun of as a child or an adult. Suddenly, my disability on the world wide web is fair game. I would look at clips online and see comments like, "Yo, why’s she tweakin?" "Yo, is she retarded?" And my favorite, "Poor Gumby-mouth terrorist. What does she suffer from? We should really pray for her." One commenter even suggested that I add my disability to my credits: screenwriter, comedian, palsy."

Maysoon Zayid on TEDWomen (x)

this is SO IMPORTANT I AM YELLING

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sam-i-jam:

Wes found inspiration for the goggle-wearing Max Fischer from this image taken by French photographer Jacques Henri Lartigue in 1909.

Bonus: The people go-carting in the background of that scene include Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson

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nbcparksandrec:

Estate Planning 101

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fuckyeah1990s:

This will not be an easy mission, monkeys slow the expedition

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